fancopy:

Dorian: And there is only one witch who will be my queen.

Me:

Originally posted by shrikeofcreyden

(via ruinedchildhood)

wait a minute…

ruinedchildhood:

dindawoodlee:

yung-starbucks:

bismuthspartnerincrime:

gemcuttlefish:

iwatchtoomuchshonen:

dreamingdusk:

askdinkeldash:

bogleech:

I always thought this invisible guy on the Powerpuff Girls was just funny because he’s obviously dressed as a pimp, but it only now occurs to me that maybe it’s not an invisible dog he’s got on a leash.

Ooooooh…

…oh.

Oh…

oh no

Childhood ruined 😂

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momomomma2:

momomomma2:

trying to convince people who don’t live around corn that you Do Not Fuck With Corn is such a weird and exhausting conversation like how am i supposed to convince your california ass that something evil is within those stalks and its not the same thing every time and maybe its not always there but its always watching and this is not the kinda monster that you wanna fuck its the kinda monster that Fucks You Up™

STOP. COMING. INTO. MY. INBOX. TELLING. ME. YOU’LL. FUCK. THE. CORN. MONSTER.

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mement0mori:

im-prada–u-nada:

stop overthinking

Bitch I can’t

(via confirmance)

prguitarman:

oldsoulactual:

bill-11b:

haveitjoeway:

nosdrinker:

he’s cured

actually if you look at the heart monitor hes flat lining

Gotta die somehow.

he’s cured

A miracle

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animationsource:

The Incredibles (2004) // Incredibles 2 (2018)

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bohoindie:

i have a “why am i like this” moment at least five times a day

(via trust)

rosebeaches:

me: *opens a message 2 seconds after waking up* haha… i’ll reply to this later… *snoozes*

me two weeks later: wait a minute… Fuck

(via loungey-act)

benadrylpapi:

Being ugly is poppin cause ya phone doesn’t blow up all the time and ya battery lasts long.

(via touyaniii)

lesbianshepard:

lesbianshepard:

what did these penguins do to the scientists to deserve this

researcher: okay so we’re calling these “african penguins” because it lives in africa

penguin: bites researcher

researcher: hey fucker guess what new idea

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justin-taylor:

chandler bing: a relatable summary

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